Brutally Sexy
I'm Liz. I'm 20. Cute animals. Weird shit.

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I’m sorry but I’m just really sexually frustrated

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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debaters:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

theblackguyoncommunity:

Do Ya Like by Childish Gambino

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for
I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed. - Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro.  (via wordsnquotes)

yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

bakwaz:

you ever feel stray hairs on your eyebrows and get angry

WHEN MY MOM ASKS ME TO HELP HER WITH SOMETHING AND I HAVE A WEEK OF SUMMER LEFT

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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WHEN I SETTLE FOR AN AVERAGE TO SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE LOOKING GUY JUST BECAUSE IM HORNY

howdoiputthisgently:

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