1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

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found out a really cute boy i never even met hates me because i’m not into him. 

hello what. maybe you should talk to me so i know your name next time.

damn.

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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